Pop Disaster #7

We have a small issue. Sugababes + laptops are stupid. Sugababes + Microsoft windows laptops is stupider.
Expect their upcoming February 2010 release Sweet 7 to be shelved by january.
Goodbye babes. Forever.



We have a small issue. Sugababes + laptops are stupid. Sugababes + Microsoft windows laptops is stupider.
Expect their upcoming February 2010 release Sweet 7 to be shelved by january.
Goodbye babes. Forever.

Yeah, so, look at the bonus tracks at the very end of the track listings.
You see that bull crap!?
The are both different. That is completely STUPID!
How about the tracklisting for both goes :
15. Disco Heaven [bonus track]
16. Again Again [bonus track]
17. Retro, Dance, Freak [bonus track]
That would be better.
I already have 3 physical copies of this album, and each one has a different tracklisting. Why on earth would anyone do this?
Now I have to buy at LEAST two more copies.
Not to mention I just payed $80 for a ticket to see her on December 1st.
Gaga eats my money.

Terrifying. Absolutely terrifying. Nothing more to say.
Actually no. I do have more to say.
Adam Lambert. What on earth possessed you to allow your debut album cover to look like this?
Okay. That’s all.
And… FAIL!
Okay, so this song starts off okay. And I’m being serious. It’s not bad… It’s got a good beat, cool synths, a cool bit of echoing going on in the beggining - “Stop touchin, stop touchin, stop touchin me… etc.” You get it. No matter how hard you try, you know you think you are gonna like this in the beginning.
And then the chorus comes! Oh wow! It’s actually okay! But Oh! What is this? The second verse is not a… um… verse… it’s like some tacky improv session that ends with Lindsay breathily singing the word “atmosphere’ as she totally slips in and out of the key by moaning and breathing like she is getting ready to shoot a porn.
TACKY!
OK! The chorus is back! Good…
But oh no! More bars of “oh oh oh”? NO NO NO! Why is there no second verse?
Who wrote this crap?

A slight improvement, but no. Still a fail.
I mean seriously. Come on girls! Your shadows are freaking metallic. STUPID!
Quite decent song. CRAP video. Mutya what were you thinking. Seeing you in a glossy pleather trench standing in a water fountain of some sort is not sexy. Nor are your silver teeth. What? Come on?
Why did you ever leave Sugababes. You know it’s all your fault all this shiz is goin’ down with the babes right now. Look what you’ve done!
PS. You’re British. Why do you always look like Miss ghetto chola mama?

Note to future popstars - Do not let anybody associated with a sugababes album cover design your artwork unless you want it to like one of the following : An HPV PSA, Trashy 70s record, Destiny’s Child mockup, a lingerie advert, Keisha’s boobs, and/or a fireplace full of skanks.
Designing your album to look like so is most likely not to your advantage.
I love the babes with all my heart - But no.
*note - credit to Charlotte Rivard-Hoster for helping label each of these atrocious 3-minute photoshop efforts*